Funny jokes ;-) 2.

How do you make milk shake ?

Give it a good scare!

Why are cooks cruel?

Because they whip cream and beat eggs.

Where do lions get their clothes?

The Jungle sale.

Why do bees hum?

Because the don't know the words

What did the dentist say when his wife baked a cake?

Can i do the filling?

Pupil: Sir,would you punish someone for something they didn't do?
Teacher:Of course not.
Pupil:Oh good, because I didn't do my homework.