Funnny jokes ;) 4

Brrring! Brrrrring!
Who's there?
Hurd.
Hurd who?
Hurd my hand,
so couldn't knock knock

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney?

Your too young to smoke!

What did the big phone say to the little phone?

Your too young to be engaged

Why did the boy take a pencil to bed?

To draw the curtains

PATIENT:DOCTOR DOCTOR I FEEL LIKE A PAIR OF CURTAINS.

DOCTOR: PULL YOURSELF TOGETHER MAN!!!!!