Why Don't the world's most popular crisps run a Marathon?
Because they are walkers!
There was a man who bought a hamster into the vets.
He said to the vet "he won't move."
The vet replied "he's dead!."
The man said, "No, I don't believe you"
So the vet brought a Labrador
dog in but he shook his head.
The man still didn't believe the vet, so he
brought a cat in. The cat shook his head
"See I told you" said the vet
."Well that's £1,250"
The man said "£1,250!"
The vet said "Yes, you had
a lab report and a cat scan."
Why does your sister jump up and down before taking her medicine?
Because the jar says shake well before using.
Doctor! doctor! I think I need glasses, I think you do mate because this isn't a doctors it's a fish and chip shop!
There was a man who wanted to prove
his love to his wife. So he climbed the highest mountain, swam the deepest ocean
and walked the biggest desert.
What do you think his wife said?
She Didn't! She divorced him for never being at home! More to come...
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