Are Dogs Better Than Cats?

People say dogs are mans best friend, but what about women?
Well that's what cats are for, cats are women's best friend.
Dogs might be good at sensing stuff, but cats are much more, they are there when you're lonely, they purr and that makes you happy, they don't make you go outside because they want to go for a walk. Cats don't need you to go for a walk with them, they can do it by themselves, they come back for food, they never let you down. Dogs growl at you when you do something wrong, and cats scratch you for the same reason. Dogs help disabled people, cats help put a smile on your face. Dogs hurt children, cats scratch them because they want to be the centre of attention. Dogs bark if there's a burglar in the house, cats meow as loud as they can. Dogs dig in the garden, cats relax on the grass. Dogs lick their owners, cats purr to their owners.
Cats are cute animals, and dogs are helpful. Both cats and dogs are the best, non of them are better.