Funny Jokes ;) 3

Where Do Cows Go On Their Holidays?

Moo York

What did the traffic light say to the car?

Don't look I'm changing.

Why Does a Giraffe Have a Long Neck?

Because it's feet smell.

Where do wasps go when they are ill?

The waspital.

This guy went to school and he asked
"May I use the bathroom?"
The teacher replied, " no not unless you say your abc's."
The guy said "a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z."
The teacher asked "Where's the p?
He replied, " running down my leg!"

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