Chocolate Taster 'Too Fat' To Work

Britain's 'Cheif Chocolate Taster' has been forced to resign as a chocolate tester, after gaining 2 stone.

 

Angus Kennedy's job was to gobble up to 2lbs of goodies, ranging from the weird(Chocolate covered ants) to the wonderful (Lindore) everyday, but had to resign after he was warned his cholesterol level was becoming "dangerously high". He got the £30,000-a-year dream job in 2010. Mars and Nestle relied on his sophisticated palate and experience to sample new treats, before the go into shops. He would then review the products and send them the results. 

But all this caused his weight to balloon to a massive 13 and a half stone, and was advised by doctors to step down, in risk of a heart attack. He now embarks on a strict regime to cut all the fat and get back down to his previous weight of 11 and a half stone. He now intends to concentrate on a full-time writing career and finding a publisher for his latest novel - 'Understand and Deliver: The story of the husband who delivered his wife's baby'.