Wednesday 12 September 2012

CHICKEN!

Who came first... The chicken or the egg? That's the question no one knows, but every one wants to know the answer! While your pondering about it here's a few chicken jokes to lighten the mood...

Q: Why did the chicken cross the park?
A: To get to the other slide.
Q: Why did the duck cross the road?
A: Because the chicken was having a day off.

Q: Why didn't the baby chick go to the haunted house?
A: Because he was a little chicken.

Q: Why did the turkey cross the road?
A: To prove he wasn't a chicken.

2 comments:

  1. Nice Lydia i like my cracking egg jokes though

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  2. Edited: Start them with a capital letter.

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